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This guy is Desmondo Ray, and this is his video dating tape. He sits hunched on a chair, reads off a cue card and introduces himself and his life.

His age: 33 and three-quarters.

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Personality quirks? Enjoys peeing in the rain, altering offensive graffiti and listening to sad music while having happy thoughts. Dislikes magicians, dislikes the smell of burnt hair. He works at a golf course and he lives with his dad.

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All these sound like they’re the real highlights of his life, but watch it till the end.

By conventional standards, he doesn’t sound like much of a catch, but man, he has a lot of love to give.

Watch ‘The Video Dating Tape of Desmondo Ray, Aged 33 & 3/4’ by Steve Baker on Viddsee BUZZ:

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Desmondo will be returning soon in his very own online series: The Wondrous Life of Desmondo Ray!

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